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Monkai

Monkai

@TheMonkai

Doctor + Brand Consultant. I help creators turn their audience into clients in 2 hours a day.

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Trusted by 10+ creators
10+Creators treated
2Hours a day
14Days to a first sales call

Where does it hurt?

Pick what stings most and I'll tell you what I'm seeing...

What's bothering you most?

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7 quick questions that take about a minute and end with a free treatment plan

Diagnose first then treat

It's the same order I follow in medicine...

Personalized Brand Diagnosis

A 60-minute call built entirely around you and your brand.

Regular price $99. First-time price $49Start here
  • I study your profile and posts before we talk
  • A custom diagnosis presentation I walk you through live
  • Your exact ICP and the one problem you own
  • The angle that makes you the obvious choice
  • The sales psychology behind posts that get DMs
  • A clear plan you can start on the same day

First-time client bonuses

  • My warm DM outreach template broken down and personalised for your brandFEATURED
  • Your custom diagnosis presentation to keep
  • I review your check-up answers before we talk
  • Your personalised 14-day action plan to download

Regular price$99

First-time price$49

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The 2-Hour Brand Intensive

30 days to build a brand that brings in warm leads in 2 hours a day. I'll offer it at the end of your diagnosis if it's the right fit for you.

Regular price $497. First-time price $350After your diagnosis
  • 4 live 1:1 calls with one every week
  • One clear path from your brand to a routine you can sustain
  • A week-by-week plan to follow

First-time client bonuses

  • Support from me between calls
  • Every framework we build is yours to keep
  • A downloadable action guide after every call

Regular price$497

First-time price$350

  • WEEK 1

    Positioning
    • Your ICP and the one problem you own
    • What your brand stands for and against
    • A profile that a stranger understands in seconds

  • WEEK 2

    Content workflow
    • The diagnostic post structure that turns readers into leads
    • A weekly rotation that walks readers from their symptom to your solution
    • A 45-minute daily content routine

  • WEEK 3

    Lead attraction
    • Posts that turn agreement into urgency
    • A DM flow where you diagnose first and invite second
    • Turning warm conversations into booked calls

  • WEEK 4

    Sustainability
    • A daily structure that fits your 2 hours around your life
    • Sleep, food and training habits that protect your energy
    • Systems that keep output steady with less input
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Case notes

Real results in their own words...

What one call did in two weeks

Trey came to me with zero leads and after one call on sales psychology and diagnostic writing he got:

2–3warm leads
1stsales call booked
Higherengagement than usual

“He taught me how to embrace my holistic nature to allow my content to flow through me. I'll never see content the same.”

Trey ThompsonPlayer One

There are countless people teaching how to write well, but you are the only person I've seen that's really teaching how to think in a way that clarifies real problems beneath all the symptoms. And write in a way that provides a diagnosis and direct path to the cure.

Brandon LeeCreator/Founder, Strategic Embodiment View on X

“Before this call, I struggled to position myself in my X posts. Monkai broke everything down in a way that made perfect sense, removing my confusion and giving me a clear direction forward.”

Ayo AdenijiGhostwriter

“When I first joined X, my life was a mess. … After two months of working with him, I saw my vision clear up and my sleep quality improve. Monkai taught me the basics of marketing and helped me start developing my first product. I am excited to renew!”

Stepan KlCreator

“I got a lot more clarity on improving my content strategy and how I should choose and launch my first offer. He doesn't only talk about the business side of things, but also focuses on mental and physical health a lot.”

HieronymusCreator

“His kindness, compassion, and undivided attention made me feel truly heard. He dissected each issue with remarkable clarity, offering a wealth of actionable advice that immediately boosted my productivity.”

AbhishekCreator

STRAIGHT FROM THE DMS

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Niches get saturated.
Diagnoses don't.
So don't own a crowd.
Own a condition.

MonkaiDoctor + Brand Consultant
Monkai in black scrubs with a stethoscope, arms crossed @TheMonkai

MONKAI · DOCTOR · FOUNDER

Med school took every hour I had but I always dreamed of being a writer.

So I started writing on X for two hours a day around my studies and I was hitting 70 likes a day while making $0.

My first offer was called The Holistic Blueprint and it covered everything from mindset to content so even my clients couldn't explain what I actually did.

Then medicine gave me the answer because you never treat a patient before you diagnose them. So I stopped guessing and diagnosed my own brand first.

I named one condition and built everything around it and that's when it all clicked. I went from $0 to 4 figures with my own comments section bringing in leads instead of me hunting for them manually. And I still only spend 2 hours a day on it.

Now I'm a doctor with a business that's actually mine and I've treated 10+ creators so far. I even signed one of them between coffee and tea.

I built all this because most creators don't need more content when what they really need is a diagnosis.

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